Session Gaybabies

whaoanon: Seer of Sight!!

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 14:19:31 -0400

whaoanon:

Seer of Sight!!

whaoanon: Chameleons!!

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 09:27:43 -0400

whaoanon:

Chameleons!!

chronomalarts: been throwing around the idea of my lil bro as a...

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 04:29:34 -0400

chronomalarts:

been throwing around the idea of my lil bro as a party-crashing side character, like he does with my skype calls

he uses an ambidextrous weapon modus fish/tankkind

haha i’m so dumb

chronomalarts: hats and jackets

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:07:18 -0400

chronomalarts:

hats and jackets

chronomalarts: weapons and alchemy

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 14:23:45 -0400

chronomalarts:

weapons and alchemy

>FF: Answer BJ

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 09:23:00 -0400

yaoiguai:

boisterousJangle [BJ] began pestering felineFragment [FF]

BJ: hey bit how is your horse going

BJ: here i got something that can help your horse

BJ: go alchemize this

BJ: bam its another horse

BJ: okay seriously though you need a saddle for this horse

BJ: no wait i gave you another horse

FF: god damn it

BJ: where am i getting all of these horses

BJ: let me check in my inventory

BJ: wait instead of checking my inventory I MADE ANOTHER HORSE

FF: THIS IS TOO MANY HORSES

yaoiguai: im going to finish and also fix this later but look...

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 04:43:58 -0400

yaoiguai:

im going to finish and also fix this later but look at AD’s fucking face

thespiandeacon: new icon thingie

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 19:01:51 -0400

thespiandeacon:

new icon thingie

kite-in: new and improved kite mousesprite (or is it a rat?)

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:17:20 -0400

kite-in:

new and improved kite

mousesprite (or is it a rat?)

chronomaly: the same things i drew last night, only actually...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:14:33 -0400

chronomaly:

the same things i drew last night, only actually scanned

whaoanon: bea prototypes deadly prem

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 04:43:13 -0400

whaoanon:

bea prototypes deadly prem

chronomaly: bonus teen!Caliborn in a swank suit from a dream i...

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:08:24 -0400

chronomaly:

bonus teen!Caliborn in a swank suit from a dream i had

oops my fat butt is in his way

whaoanon: I changed my derse dreamer outfit

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 14:21:29 -0400

whaoanon:

I changed my derse dreamer outfit

yaoiguai: >AD: Punch keyboard in the snout to establish...

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 09:12:02 -0400

yaoiguai:

>AD: Punch keyboard in the snout to establish superiority.

>Finn: Acquire a horrible migraine.

yaoiguai: ok wait i’m just gonna dump everything in a photoset

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 04:30:04 -0400

yaoiguai:

ok wait i’m just gonna dump everything in a photoset

chronomaly: mobthluhu

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 03:26:03 -0400

chronomaly:

mobthluhu

Photo

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 12:47:00 -0500

It had been two hours since Bea’s last communication, a short pesterlog to Derp that had...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 01:48:00 -0500

It had been two hours since Bea’s last communication, a short pesterlog to Derp that had consisted mostly of incoherent keysmashing and hysterical laughter. Everyone else was trying to wrap up their quests thanks to a timely warning from Molly that shit was about to go down.

Coz had finished her main quests a few days ago and had decided to go see Bea to make sure she wasn’t dead or anything. That would make the next 24 hours unreasonably difficult if she was and Molly had already made it clear that she was tired of doomed timelines and piles of corpses.

She found Bea in the veil, along with nine unexpected guests. Coz took a moment to regard the scene before her. It was not the weirdest thing she had seen since entering the game but she was pretty sure it deserved some acknowledgement for still being really damn weird.

Coz landed on Bea’s shoulder. She smelt very much like whiskey. Actually the glass in her hand also smelt like whiskey, and lemon, and something else. One of the babies grabbed onto the hair of one of the others and yanked. The other screamed and started sobbing, reaching out to the one who bullied it for comfort.

fowlWordplay has begun pestering misanthropicUrsa

fowlWordplay: heeeey beeeeea
fowlWordplay: those are… sure some humans you’ve got with you
fowlWordplay: sure some baby humans
fowlWordplay: also are you drunk?
misanthropicUrsa: coz
misanthropicUrsa: I just became a single mother of 9 at age 21
misanthropicUrsa: and then a crow
misanthropicUrsa: who i did not mother but has been pooting around the game anyway
misanthropicUrsa: shows up and asks me if I am drunk
fowlWordplay: okay maybe that was an obvious one
misanthropicUrsa: crow are you zeus
misanthropicUrsa: did you do this
fowlWordplay: um
fowlWordplay: funny you should say that
fowlWordplay: I have come to bless you with another baby bea
fowlWordplay: well more like an egg
fowlWordplay: well more like a baby bird
fowlWordplay: that is also me
fowlWordplay: it’s a long story

Coz reluctantly pulled her egg - hahaha yep her egg alright - out of her inventory and carefully set it in Bea’s lap. It was already hatching. Soon, the miracle of life would take place and an ugly slimy bedraggled baby crow would emerge. Then it would be whisked away on a meteor and raised by humans, and then one day come into possession of an egg the very day before she would play a game that would change her life, and the whole horrible cycle would begin again. Just as nature had intended it.

misanthropicUrsa: do i have to hatch the egg
misanthropicUrsa: please
misanthropicUrsa: i have to sit on the egg
misanthropicUrsa: to hatch our baby coz
misanthropicUrsa: and feed the baby
misanthropicUrsa: vis regurgitation
fowlWordplay: bea please don’t sit or puke on me
fowlWordplay: for the love of god
misanthropicUrsa: NO PROMISES

misanthropicUrsa has ceased pestering fowlWordplay

yaoiguai: i made my session gaybabies shirt

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:44:05 -0500

yaoiguai:

i
made my
session gaybabies shirt

Photo

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:24:05 -0500